Once upon a time long ago on a deserted island, lived a chimpanzee named Rex. All his life he lived on the island of Tonkavich by himself. One summer day, he decided to go for a hike up the tallest mountain on the island. So he packed his backpack with some sunscreen, water a pack of cards and a big chocolate bar to give him energy.
Since he didn't have a chilly bin, he had melted chocolate which made him angry. So for the rest of the hike, he had melted chocolate all in his backpack and over everything. He got so frustrated that he threw his bag into the bushes. But once he threw it, he heard a loud rumbling noise. He got a little scared. Then all of a sudden a big fat scary purple and orange striped zebra came zooming out of the bush, charging towards Rex. When Rex saw the large zebra... He stopped and crawled into a ball and the zebra raped the poor chimpanzee.
After the rape the zebra ran off back into the jungle. All of a sudden Rex's stomach began to enlarge really fast. He had no idea what was happening! Maybe he had caught a disease, maybe he was sick? He didn't know. Hours pasted and he finally reached the top of the mountain. He took a few moments to admire the beautiful view. But then, he felt an excruciating pain in his stomach! He dropped to the ground, then "BAM" a small baby popped out of his butthole. Rex was super shocked! He picked up the small figure and relised it wasn't a normal chimp... It had purple,blue,green and orange polka dots all over him. He also had big flappy ears and a long curly tail.
When the baby chimp attacked Rex, he knew something was wrong. He had no choice but to kill it. But before he had a chance, the giant zebra came out of no where and stopped Rex from killing the baby. Rex made the desicion to keep the baby and with the zebra. Rex and the zebra held the little baby chimp in the air on top of the mountain like The lion king. Then they lived happily ever after.
THE END :)
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